Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets