Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess