Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.