Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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A. Electricity.

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Take away their little brooms!

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Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Deady and Mummy.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming