Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!