What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!