What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents