What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.