What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the Frog's Finger.