What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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How does it smell?

Awful

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.