What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.