What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Her clam smells like fish!

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*