What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !