What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,