How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!