How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.