How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.