How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.