What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.