What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.