What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.