What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.