What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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It twerked.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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You bust a rime.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.