What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.