What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!