Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.