Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"