Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.