Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz