What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.