What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.