What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!