What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!