What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.