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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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