What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!