What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.