A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Split the bill.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.