A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
She'll tell you within five minutes.
A sumo shaves their legs.
The gun has only one trigger
Oops.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
