What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.