What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.