What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon