What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.