What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.