Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.