Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut