Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut