Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary