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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
A black man who committed a crime.
Neckbeard the pirate
Because they finish each other's sentences
Thesaurus. :/
Thesaurus.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut
Vocabulary
They outgrew their leotards.
A StayGosaurus
Because he didn't study.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Because of the conductor.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
