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Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Small medium at large.
Because it had good connections!
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
a paleontologist.
He didn't know enough about inequalities
He couldn't make hands meet.
The Thesaurus
A thesaurus.
To keep their hats pointed.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Because of the conductor.
Because they're all dead.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Vocabulary
It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut
