Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!