Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan