Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!