How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!