How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!