How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.