Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !