How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.