What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Previous Random Joke Next

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors