What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Previous Random Joke Next
Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.