What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.