What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment