What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.