What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.