What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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