What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.