What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !