What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.