An Orcastra
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Very carefully
An Al Gore-rhythm
Deadmau5
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
A whorde.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
An orcastra