How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.