How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.