How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company