Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.