Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.