Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.