Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.