Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.