Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because Missouri loves company
Missouri
A shot in the dark.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
To show the opossum it could be done.
Missouri.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Minisoda
The Prostate
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Who cares
I don't know and I don't care.
Discover.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Because it's playing dead.
A greydient
Clickbait
