How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.