How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing