Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream