Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.