Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing