What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH