Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH