Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*