Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*