Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH