How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.