What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

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