A flirtation device.
Because women can't drive.
She was always using fowl language.
Nothing, you've told her twice already
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
