Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
God speed.
Seven C's
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Topical meme."
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!