What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.