What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."