What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."