What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino