Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.