Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.