Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.