Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.