Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.