Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.