Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.