Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.