Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.