Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...