Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.