They only wear Trunks.
Invite an accountant.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
A: She fell out of the tree.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Attire.
She grew out of her b-shells.
In its trunk.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.