Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.