Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.