Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !