Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.