Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !