What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.