What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.