What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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A. He uses "windows".

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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A snail...

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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They can lighten your load !

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.