What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.