What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.