What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/