What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.