How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.