What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.