What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.