What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1