What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....