What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!