How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!