How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!