How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams