Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.