Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC