Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids