Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Mexico National Sport Jokes More Mexico National Sport Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.