Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Sign Language Jokes More Sign Language Jokes

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.