Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy