Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.