Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent