Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.