Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.