Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.