What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What is a 'forum'?

A: Two-um plus two-um.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.