Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.