Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.