Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.